Name: Sexual Selection (Love Song to Charles Darwin)
Duration: P00H04M48S
Description: The first draft of this song was first written many years ago in a collaboration between 4 queers: a geneticist, two art historians, and an anthropologist. We later realized it was heteronormative and repronormative, so we added sperm-stealing and pegging themes.

Sexual Selection (Love Song to Charles Darwin)

by Kegels for Hegel

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The first draft of this song was first written many years ago in a collaboration between 4 queers: a geneticist, two art historians, and an anthropologist. We later realized it was heteronormative and repronormative, so we added sperm-stealing and pegging themes.

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Charles, you are so seductive
Got me feeling so reproductive
Let’s take a voyage on your Beagle
You’lll be sailing spread eagle

You must engage in competition
If you want that prized position
Show me uppers, show me nethers
Boy let’s see those pretty feathers

Sexual selection
I like your look
(Oh Darwin, Oh darlin)
Sexual selection
Is that all it took?
Sexual selection
I like your look
Sexual selection
Is that all it took?
Oh Darwin, mmmmmm

I have had enough flirtation
Now it’s time for penetration
I’ve got my Spareparts and my Vixskin
Have you seen bend over boyfriend?

Charlie you are quite perceptive
I’m vigorous and I’m receptive
It’s your turn to do the steering
But I don’t need your offspring rearing

Sexual selection
I like your look
(Oh Darwin, Oh darlin)
Sexual selection
Is that all it took?
Sexual selection
I like your look
Sexual selection
Is that all it took?
Oh Darwin, mmmmmm

Let’s hybridize and make mutations
I’m full of anticipation
Cells are downright duplicating
Tell me what’s more fun than mating
Than mating than mating than mating

Nature’s no museum
I call them as I see em
Boy I like your genes
I wan to get mixed up with them
Boy I like your genes5
I want to recombine with them
Two evolutionary truths
Survive and reproduce
It’s happening now
I need it now

(Oh Darwin, Oh darlin)

Sexual selection
I like your look
(Oh Darwin, Oh darlin)
Sexual selection
Is that all it took?
Sexual selection
I like your look
Sexual selection
Is that all it took?
Oh Darwin, Oh Darlin,
I like your look

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released April 3, 2021
Lyrics: Sarah Luna, La Profesora, Matthew Degennaro, & Christiana Laragues

Vocals: Sarah Luna

Instrumentals and Production: Pascaline Mary

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Kegels for Hegel Austin, Texas

We are a conceptual project that makes music. We are an open collaboration of artists and academics. Our songs rehearse, reference, pervert, and pay homage to the ideas of philosophers and other thinkers. We are currently working on the album "Fucking with Philosophers." Write to us at kegelsforhegel@gmail.com to subscribe to our newsletter. ... more

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